Thursday, October 26, 2006

A three pack of coloured condoms

My wife purchased a three pack of coloured condoms this morning, and then proceeded to visit me at lunchtime to show me. Not satisfied with showing me, she had to open the packet and put one on. It was a little hard getting the condom on the firm hardware, but she managed in the end.

After that exhausting experience, we had lunch, where by my wife discovered that she wasn’t happy with just my company. She wanted Frank.

3 comments:

wotsitgonnabe said...

should i bite?!?

the "condoms" were silicone covers for Aimee's ipod shuffle and my ipod shuffle... they were cheap at Harvey Normans!

The Frank was one of the new drinks that are out now... ginger something malt... hmmmm!

servant said...

I'm going to pretend I didn't just read that......

BJ said...

this is wrong in so many ways...

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